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fText[0]="\"In real life she\'s *quite* intelligent and extremely friendly.\"<p><i>-Lance Carter, former roommate</i><br><font size=\"1\">\(source: <a href=\"http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&selm=1994Mar20.020049.1%40utxvms.cc.utexas.edu\" target=\"_blank\">Usenet</a>\)</font>"
fText[1]="\"I think it would be great...the actress who plays Cutler is wonderful\"<p><i>-John Billingsley, Enterprise co-star</i><br><font size=\"1\">\(source: <a href=\"http://www.treknation.com/interviews/john_billingsley.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">TrekNation</a>\)</font>"
fText[2]="\"Cutler\'s character was also well portrayed - very dynamic acting on her part, and hopefully, she\'ll return in future episodes.\"<p><i>-Michelle Cano, Reviewer</i><br><font size=\"1\">\(source: <a href=\"http://enterprise.section31.com/review-ent113.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">Section31.com</a>\)</font>"
fText[3]="\"Although she already seems to be getting a cult following of Trekkers, so maybe she won't be obscure for long.\"<p><i>-Kenrick Leiba, Webmaster</i><br><font size=\"1\">\(source: <a href=\"http://www.geocities.com/kenrick_leiba/kellie_waymire.html\" target=\"_blank\">Kellie Waymire: The Unofficial Web Page</a>\)</font>"
fText[4]="\"Her cute, cherubic smile and squinty eyes...I'd MELT like a snowman in Vegas everytime I saw her.\"<p><i>-\'cooleddie74\', fan</i><br><font size=\"1\">\(source: <a href=\"http://www.trekbbs.com//forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Enterprise&number=28\" target=\"_blank\">TrekBBS</a>\)</font>"
fText[5]="\"Waymire packs sex appeal, charm and a pure humanity into her slight frame and comes out looking ten feet tall and bulletproof.\"<p><i>-Axel Howerton, Senior Editor</i><br><font size=\"1\">\(source: <a href=\"http://www.eyecravedvd.com/dvd/dvdReview.php?dvdID=469\" target=\"_blank\">EyeCraveDVD.com</a>\)</font>"

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